I started following Adrianne Curry on Twitter for no real reason because I write on Twitter but don’t read what other people write on Twitter. I have a hard enough time reading my email, or my text messages, or Get Well Soon cards from 4 years ago, so I don’t understant why these motherfuckers would create this bullshit to make me fucking work, but it turns out that this bitch posts pictures of her fake tits in her bikini from the angle her whore self sees, and I guess that’s exciting to some people, not because they are fans of Adrianne Curry, but because they like fake tits and don’t realize they can get a pair of their own implanted into their chests to give them something to do while playing football, because no one ever talks about the dude who got implants cuz he lost a bet back in the 90s, and that’s a real crime to his innovation….

Either way, I guess this Adrianna Curry bitch likes tanning and wasting away on the beach because she’s got nothing better to do with herself and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz that would be really not straight of.

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