As a pug owner, who is more like a pug’s personal assistant, because the fucker controls my fucking life ever since my wife brought him home from the shelter. I have to clean up his piss and shit, feed him, and pet him when he demands my attention, I feel like I should turn this site into a pug fan site, since pugs are a hell of a lot more interesting than celebrities and a lot more entertaining with their weird stupid faces that wake me up everyday when I am hungover and trying to sleep, but I guess I’m only saying that cuz my pug is my only friend….

But it turns out that Jessica Alba has a pug and that makes me feel the need to coordinate a pug-meet in her neighborhood, cuz nothing gets pussy like watching your hood pug fuck the shit out of a hollywood pug, even though my hood pug is far better lookin than this pug….and I guess she’s far better lookin’ than me, so together, we balance it all out…

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