So older and fatter Nicole Eggert made fun of herself by getting into a bikini for some Funny or Die bullshit that mocks her weight gain, because I guess her weight gain isn’t substantial enough to really laugh at, but in hollywood terms, it’s huge, even though she’s probably a lot more fit that girls you fuck, at least she’s a lot more fit that girls I fuck. IF she was really fat, she wouldn’t have survived the run to the water, she would have passed out or had an asthma attack, but I didn’t watch the whole thing, and expect that to be the joke behind the video, because let’s face it, that just the kind of obvious comedy Funny or Die produces.

The whole thing is stupid, and trust me, I am the first to shit on fat chicks, because I fucking hate fat chicks. I even hate on girls with eating disorders that just aren’t good enough at starving themselves to have a perfect skeletal body, but when someone who has little talent who was on Baywatch retires with all her Baywatch money, I expect her to spend it eating and not working out, because she’s hit her peak and now she’s ready to enjoy life. Just leave the bitch alone, focus on someone who is actually relevant, but more importantly, fat enough that we wouldn’t fuck ’em.

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