I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

16

Oct

Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here is the sloppy pussy that the creator of Spike’s shitty PG-PORN viral videos everyone gets hard over, despite them being as boring as his wife’s body in a bikini even when photoshopped for Shape Magazine…seriously, shit is on some Funny or Die kick that just isn’t funny, but people think is funny, because they think they are supposed to, when the fact is that he’s only doing it because he can make it in actual hollywood since his concepts are so shitty and the only gig he had was as a writer of such classics as Scooby-Doo 2: Monster’s Unleashed. He’s a bottom feeding nobody turning to the internet like he was one of us, when really he is just one of them but all that doesn’t really explain why he’s bottom feeding on this caliber of girl, when I’m sure he could swindle some shit and find a hot college girl he promises fame to, despite not having fame of his own, who will fall for his shit and who looks better than his wife’s bottom feeding pussy that you probably like cuz you are all into The Office since it reminds you of your shitty life….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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