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2009

20

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Lindsay Lohan of the Day

Lindsay Lohan looks different. I’m not sure what happened to her. Maybe this is a wax figure of her, or a stand-in because she would rather be at home watching The Biggest Loser, or maybe this is some artist rendition of her like you see done for missing people from the 80s so you know what they would look like today but there’s no fucking way this is a 23 year old girl, I know 23 year old girls and this shit is not what they look like. I get the whole growing up before her time being in Hollywood and cracking under the pressure of everyone watching her every move, but this isn’t fuckin’ human.

I would still serve her soup in a long cabin in the woods as she recovers from whatever disease this is, because she either needs to get her shit together, or I’ll be trying to sneak into her funeral home late at night to be the last man to grab her tit and play with her pussy before they cremate her.

Sort it the fuck out woman….

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