I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

A months later, I went to a gay dude who died of Aids’ funeral because I thought there would be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before a group of trannies decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignornant non-faggot, all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

That said, here dressed as gaudy as you’d expect a gay jew to dress, but any 65 year old who can pull this off is worth having sex with, you know since they can’t get pregnant and are all post menopausal and not too picky and shit….

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