There was a movie that was shot outside of Montreal in 2001 called Lost and Delirious and it was about some lesbian private school girls. Pretty solid premise if you ask me.

It starred both of Piper Perabo from Coyote and some Canadian named Emily VanCamp and I remember there being nude lesbian teenage girl scenes…..I’m just not sure if either of these chicks were in those nude scenes because I don’t keep track of that kind of shit…not because I don’t want to remember every nipple I’ve seen, but because my brain is a pile of shit from all the hard drinking that has forced me to forget to pee sometimes…..

The only tits I remember in that movie were on some local slut actress with really huge tits was in it and over the years I’ve run into her on the street a bunch of times and every single time I have screamed at her that I know what her fat tits look like because unlike the local strippers she doesn’t want to admit she is all I gotta do is press pause to refresh my memory and memorize the shit…and she’s never even offered to by me a drink. Cunt…..

It turns out that two of those Lost and Delirious are in some new bullshit movie because I guess that’s where their careers have gone….

Here’s Emily VanCamp’s Tits in a Bikini Top

Here’s Emily VanCamp with Piper Perabo in their Bras with Hot Dirty Rashes…

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