I like to consider Lindsay Lohan a horrible friend of mine. Partially because we’re not friends, but also because she doesn’t answer me when I reach out to her. I figured that like so many other people, I could ride her name and become more popular and make more money than her, which isn’t saying much because I think she made a total of 200 dollars in 2009. I guess this Santa hat is a fucking lie and she’s really not generous at all, it’s just a fucking act or a cry for fucking attention, hoping to get noticed and have people remember her going into 2010, all in efforts of making a comeback and turning it all around, but I doubt that’s possible, she’s not talented enough, she fucked herself over and got all caught up in herself…so the only gift she brings with her this holiday spirit is not hope for a better tomorrow but instead a demanding spoiled cunt attitude abusive towards her friends who ride her coat tails, a whole lot of prescription pills and a solid strain of herpes…and Lindsay, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, despite you faking Newsweek in these pics, I’m still waiting for me xmas gift…..

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