I was in the mood to be a hero and save lives a few years ago when walking through a mall that had a mobile blood donor station set up. I waited in line thinking about all the kids with blood diseases, people in car accidents, gun shot victims I would potentially be saving, until they sat me down and asked me questions about my past, because I guess they don’t want dirty HIV/HEP blood.

So they went thru the whole thing and I passed with flying colors, until they asked me if I do anal sex, I asked them if I “give” it or “take” it, and their said either or, and I had to be honest and explain that my wife has a really large vagina and the only way I can get off with her is if i stick it in her ass, and despite it being a really scary, smelly, rotten experience, it’s the best I can do given her size and obesity….

I was thanked and asked to leave cuz they have a policy that if you fuck a bitch up the ass, or if you get fucked up the ass like a bitch, you are no eligible to donate blood….

And here are pictures of Kristin Cavallari giving blood, so you can put two and two together, and unless this is a publicity stunt to draw positive attention to her or she lies, then you know that this bitch does not get fucked up the ass….

Pics via Bauer

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