Lohan is a fucking wreck. I don’t where she is or what she is doing, but I do know that her hot tits are being suffocated in this dress and would like to come out for air to distract us from her big swollen stupid lookin’ lips that make her face look it was either in a serious accident or some kind of burn victim. Part of me will always like this bitch, but unfortunately that part of me is not my dick, as all we have is just memories of the night we had together and the pair of panties I stole from her and wore for a month….wait that wasn’t Lohan, that was some redheaded tranny in designer clothes….which I guess is pretty much the same fuckin’ thing…except at least a tranny fucks you…while Lohan’s all “lesbian”.

Here are some scars from cutting like she was an awkward lonely confused teenager on her arms…

And some Bruises like she was a hooker who got thrown the fuck around on her legs….

Pics via Bauer

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