Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with this trash can named Michelle Bombshell. I hate trashy tattoo jaked girls, but Jesse James comes for a background of trashy fucking inked up girls, like his ex pornstar wife Janine ….pretty much making anyone aware of this totally sure that Sandra Bullock had no hope, except of course for Sandra Bullock who went on Barbara Walters and Oscar Red Carpets and Golden Globes to tell the world how in love and how happy she is, which I guess is possible, but all this time spend obsessed with herself made her forget that maybe her boyfriend who was already tired of her and the novelty of dating the bitch from Speed and really just wanted his dick back in the fucking gutter. I am so down with this kind of embarrassment, you have no idea, especially when I know how high maintenance and bullshit Hollywood is. So watch this video of Michelle Bombshell and remember she got Sandra Bullock’s dick…an image that will be playing over and over in Miss Congenialities head….Hysterical….

Seriously watch the Barbara Walters Sandra Bullock Interview – It makes the whole thing so much funnier….

If you want to see more of her, she was a SoCalGlamourGirl something not quite as prestigious as an Oscar winner, but their site is being hit hard and I think the video is all you really need.

***Update: Michelle Bombshell’s Got Some Daddy Issues and Self-Esteem Issues, Otherwise she wouldn’t have painted herself like a mural on a trash can at an elementary school…

Bonus – Here is a shitty pic of her shitty implant tits that match her shitty face and real shitty tattoos….cuz she’s fucking disgusting….and that makes this story so much fucking better….

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