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2010

20

Oct

Sandra Bullock Takes Out Her Black Baby in Pussy Hugging Shorts of the Day

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I wonder when the family Sandra Bullock rented her black baby from is going to come out of the woodwork and sell their story to the tabloids about how bitch did this weeks after Jesse James and Michelle Bombshell McGee’s Nazi sex games hit, because Sandra Bullock knows that this wasn’t anything new for her husband in the bedroom, and somewhere out there is video of her with a Hitler mustache…

Good spin you fucking cunt. Adopting black babies always diverts attention from your bigot sex games…I mean how could a bigot really be a bigot if she looks like she’s a mom to little Jamal….but I know after this picture the baby was passed off to staff while Bullock showered herself down cuz touching blacks is almost as bad as touching Jews to the KKK….not that she’s in the KKK but you get what I mean…

Sure I don’t know what the true story is…but as far as I’m concerned, this is a fucking joke. I generally don’t put pictures of celebrity kids on the site…and avoid it…but I think this is more of a prop to help her career than an innocent kid…so I’ll let that policy slide for today.

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2010

01

Apr

Hottest Sandra Bullock Picture of the Day

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It’s no secret that I can’t stand Sandra Bullock because I know she’s been marketed as this All-American Sweetheart because of movies she was cast in, blurring the lines of reality for the average American, but the reality of the shit is that she was married to some Nazi motherfucker who fucks gutter trash and whether he goes to sex rehab or not, there is no way Sandra Bullock wasn’t aware of the shit, involved in the shit and I really don’t believe that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James marriage was nothing but a lie for publicity. Nothing in Hollywood is real, but what is real is how bitch is hididng in some garment bag like she was just in a mob hit or a victim of some serial killer being transported to the bridge to be thrown in the river and I think that’s her best look yet, not because I’m a psycho into dead celebrities, but I’m tired of people feelin’ for a bitch who’s had too much success in life who doesn’t deserve for anyone to feel for her especially when she was involved in the shit…cuz there’s no way this was all secret….it was just secret to the public…Stop being idiots people….I want this to end…cuz these people really aren’t important enough to talk about.

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Posted in:Hiding|Sandra Bullock

2010

18

Mar

Some Michelle Bombshell Cuz It’s Funny of the Day

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Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with this trash can named Michelle Bombshell. I hate trashy tattoo jaked girls, but Jesse James comes for a background of trashy fucking inked up girls, like his ex pornstar wife Janine ….pretty much making anyone aware of this totally sure that Sandra Bullock had no hope, except of course for Sandra Bullock who went on Barbara Walters and Oscar Red Carpets and Golden Globes to tell the world how in love and how happy she is, which I guess is possible, but all this time spend obsessed with herself made her forget that maybe her boyfriend who was already tired of her and the novelty of dating the bitch from Speed and really just wanted his dick back in the fucking gutter. I am so down with this kind of embarrassment, you have no idea, especially when I know how high maintenance and bullshit Hollywood is. So watch this video of Michelle Bombshell and remember she got Sandra Bullock’s dick…an image that will be playing over and over in Miss Congenialities head….Hysterical….

Seriously watch the Barbara Walters Sandra Bullock Interview – It makes the whole thing so much funnier….

If you want to see more of her, she was a SoCalGlamourGirl something not quite as prestigious as an Oscar winner, but their site is being hit hard and I think the video is all you really need.

***Update: Michelle Bombshell’s Got Some Daddy Issues and Self-Esteem Issues, Otherwise she wouldn’t have painted herself like a mural on a trash can at an elementary school…

Bonus – Here is a shitty pic of her shitty implant tits that match her shitty face and real shitty tattoos….cuz she’s fucking disgusting….and that makes this story so much fucking better….

Posted in:Jesse James|Michelle Bombshell|Sandra Bullock

2010

09

Feb

Sandra Bullock Hugs Radioman of the Day

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Every city has their own gang of fucking weirdos that everyone knows. You know the kind of people who are pretty much homeless and wander the streets that have their own little song and dance that make them a fucking staple in the community, but not necessarily someone you’d hug or touch and I’m a pretty dirty motherfucker who usually doesn’t care about these things….

Well, New York has their own weirdo who is known in Hollywood as Radioman. He gets on movie sets, he was the inspiration behind “The Fisher King”, he’s been cameo in many movies, and he even went to the Oscars, but shit still doesn’t make hime someone I’d fucking touch.

But I guess after marrying Jesse James, Sandra Bullock doesn’t care so much about germs. You know since his ex-wife was a dirty pornstar….Janine….Pretty much the worst whore out there…or maybe Sandra Bullock just doesn’t want to look like a cunt snobbing out homeless people who inspired Acacdemy Award nominated movies this close to the Oscars

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Posted in:Radioman|Sandra Bullock

2009

11

Dec

Sandra Bullock Gettin’ Her Titty Grabbed in Some Movie of the Day

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In case you missed this movie which I sure as fuck hope you did because it looks real fucking shitty even though I know you’re not necessarily one for quality, proven in the fact that you’re reading this…..but at least there was this video of Sandra Bullock getting her titties grabbed, not that I find Sandra Bullock hot in any fucking way, but I do assume she’s dirty as fuck in bed since her husband was married to a dirty porn chick before he went with the richer girl next door celebrity chick….There’s no way a bitch doesn’t do every fucking possible thing in bed after knowing her man was with a porn chick for years…you know she’s studied the ex porn chick’s every fucking move….knowing how to ride the cock proper and take a load on her face and all this also leads me to believe Sandra Bullock’s also got herpes…cuz all porn chicks do and by default so do their sloppy seconds….and after that Sandra Bullock fantasy, it is safe to say this sex scene hasn’t got shit on her actually sex…but if you’re a fan of hers, you need to move the fuck on….but before you do watch her and her bra in action…

Posted in:Bra|Sandra Bullock|Tits

2008

07

Jul

Sandra Bullock’s Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

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There is nothing less attractive than an insecure girl, except for maybe a fat girl, but for the most part seeing insecure chicks turns me off so much that bitch grows a penis in my imagination and becomes off limits even when I am drunk.

I am not talking about insecurity on an emotional level, where she is looking for acceptance and love through suckin’ dick, I am talking insecure about her body so that she doesn’t get naked, wears t-shirts to the beach and makes you fuck her with the lights off. And when you want to jump in the shower with her dumpy body you’ve learned to accept because it is fucking you and that’s better than all the other girls who aren’t fucking you, she turns you away and asks for privacy because she doesn’t like you seeing her from uncomplimentary angles. It even happens with skinny chicks and shit’s fuckin’ ugly, but not as ugly as Sandra Bullock, who we should all thank for covering herself up, because I am sure there’s nothing down there we want to see. Even her boyfriend/husband/mechanic is lookin’ at her surong thanking her for helping him forget what he is currently fucking to allow him to remember what he once was fucking.

Posted in:Bikini Top|Sandra Bullock