Her name is Hannah Cornett, she’s a pro surfer and not all that hot, but it is probably safe to say that she’s not dating Paris Latkis because of his fame, since he’s only known for being the rich kid who was fucking Paris Hilton for a few weeks back when Paris Hilton was fucking pretty much everyone…

I guess the nice thing about sharing a man with Paris Hilton is that you also share her strain of herpes…and that shit’s gotta be designer herpes, you know upper class herpes, cuz there’s no way all herpes are made the same, it just wouldn’t make sense that the scabs on her rich pussy are the very same scabs some gutter crackwhore has on hers…

I just don’t believe that’s possible…oh wait…yes it is…so that means Paris Hilton’s pussy is like a crackwhores and now so is Hannah Cornetts, because no one uses condoms anymore…I bet swimming in the ocean for a job must feel great on those wounds…thank god for Valtrex….

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