I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married….

My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself…..

Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

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