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Archive for the viral Category

2011

06

Jun

Dad Drops Daughter at Dodgers Game of the Day

How the fuck did I miss this story…I know…it’s cuz I don’t watch the news or read other websites…but maybe I should…except for the whole not working in an office, wasting away everyday, looking for something to distract me from the hell I live, I just accept the hell I live, and don’t rent my time out to some unappreciative cock, so when I get bored I drink, or go to the park to watch fat chicks eating lunch and tanning in their bikinis, cuz they’re better to stare at than my wife….

But this is a clip of some dad choosing a ball over his daughter, cuz I guess a ball doesn’t talk back, makes for more interesting stories and doesn’t force you to work night and day for their shitty clothes, Justin Bieber tickets and food….

This dad is a hero, he chose freedom…next time he may want to try aiming a little more forward if he really wants to commit to this whole shitty dad thing…

Speaking of shitty parents, I was just in a park and some chick was taking extreme close-up dick pics of her baby. I shoulda called the cops…but for some reason, I was the only one weirded out by the whole thing….


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Posted in:viral

2011

19

May

Wal-Mart: The Rap Song of the Day

I’m the kind of guy who goes to Walmart to watch fat white girls with their black babies, who are clearly from different fathers, buying there supplies. I usually hang out in the underwear department, originally trying to figure out who buys bras those size…..then eventually realizing I liked the shit……so it’s only natural for me to keep things poor and gutter and smart shopper by posting this video of a girl shaking her ass trying on panties in the panty section. Genius.

Posted in:viral

2011

29

Mar

Silly Fag Mishap of the Day

This is one of the most ridiculous gay mishaps I have seen to date…not that I know that many gay mishaps…I mean other than contracting AIDS with craigslist hook-ups..

Dude crazy glued a tiny hat to his head on Halloween, cuz I guess he was caught up in the moment, and I think it’s important to help this video spread like AIDS…I mean it’d be thematically appropriate.

I got nothing left to give people.

Posted in:viral

2011

28

Mar

Retard Room with a View of the Day

Someone sent in this video to me. Apparently this bitch is beat me in the Charlie Sheen search for an intern thing that was really just an advertising campaign for some website that Charlie Sheen got paid a lot to use in the moment he was at his most relevant, long before his act got boring, uninteresting, unfunny, repetitive, staged and maybe even pathetic and I’m not saying that cuz I feel rejection, even if it seems like I am, I would have never gone through with the internship thing, I’m saying that cuz he just got boring and more importantly his whore pussy he hires isn’t even hot and it all relevance stems from the whore pussy you fuck….

Either way, I hope this Andy Cap wins.

Posted in:viral

2010

13

May

Best Wedding DJ of the Day

I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married….

My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself…..

Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

Posted in:viral

2009

05

May

T-Mobile Viral Video of the Day

Ad agencies are taking viral videos that assholes made in their backyards and posted on Youtube and modifying them to become part of their multi-million dollar ad campaigns. So when I saw this video of 13,500 people singing Hey Jude in Trafalgar Square in the UK, I felt like the internet had been raped. None of these people were paid, they are just eager 9 to 5ers trying to be part of something outrageous, but let me tell you that someone out there is making huge money off this shit and it offends me. Keep the amateur viral videos to the amateurs. Motherfuckers.

In hating on this ad, I just brought more attention to it for free. That makes me an idiot too.

Posted in:Hey Jude|T-Mobile|Video|viral

2007

11

Sep

I am – Helping Make Some Fake Britney Fan's Fake Britney Cry For Help Famous of the Day

Some homosexual kid in the corner of someone’s classroom that no one talks to because they don’t know whether he has a penis or a vagina and because he creeps them the fuck out everytime he applies his makeup when they are trying to learn, is on a quest to make him/herself famous by making a video defending Britney Spears. The reality of all this is that within an hour this dude is going to be more famous than me and potentially the next William Hung from American Idol, making appearances all over mainstream media because of one whiney homosexual video he/she made defending Britney that probably took him 5 minutes to conceptualize, film and upload because mainstream media don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

The internet annoys me because it gives people like this the chance to be famous in about 5 minutes, when they really should be “Boys Don’t Cried” in their small middle american town for being different…instead dude’s going to have an acting contract, agent and scripts sent to him within a week.

I need a viral stunt that will get me views and on the news but I think if I tried to do this, even with my highschool drama class skills I was forced to learn, I’d still never make it because I am not as weird as this asshole and because my ideas would never be this simple adding more reason to why I suck at life. It always surprises me that the people who you think suck at life harder than you because they are hemphrodites who like performing, always end up making it.

It’s just one of those things and it is worth a laugh because it is ridiculously bad, so here I am helping this cocksucker make it to where he wants to be, but luckily I only have 5 useless readers who won’t have any impact on the internet fame he’s about to receive…..

Here’s the freakshow making his parents who probably left him in a dumpster at their prom but he managed to survive proud while singing Britney’s Gimme More…

Here’s the Party Monster Talking About Pubic Hair

The Bell Video That Proves Dude’s Not Trying Way Too Fucking Hard…

Here he’s dancing to Fergie

I hate people like this because there’s nothing wrong with being a low key fag, you don’t have to be a theatrical annoying piece of shit everyone hates except your one fag hag who thinks you’re fabulous because she’s too fat to get real cock….

That’s more than enough on this cartoon character than I can handle….I had no choice but to post it but hope it ends very fucking soon.

BONUS – Youtube needs to ban this guy now….this shit is offensive…

This motherfucker was sent to me via richandbrainless but all his videos have tons of views so you’ve probably known about him for a while, remember you’re not gay if no one sees you jerking off to gay porn….or gay guys who are over the top and theatrical to justify why they love cock in their mouths…..CUDDLES….

Posted in:Britney Spears|stepFAME|Unsorted|viral

2007

11

Sep

I am – Helping Make Some Fake Britney Fan’s Fake Britney Cry For Help Famous of the Day

Some homosexual kid in the corner of someone’s classroom that no one talks to because they don’t know whether he has a penis or a vagina and because he creeps them the fuck out everytime he applies his makeup when they are trying to learn, is on a quest to make him/herself famous by making a video defending Britney Spears. The reality of all this is that within an hour this dude is going to be more famous than me and potentially the next William Hung from American Idol, making appearances all over mainstream media because of one whiney homosexual video he/she made defending Britney that probably took him 5 minutes to conceptualize, film and upload because mainstream media don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

The internet annoys me because it gives people like this the chance to be famous in about 5 minutes, when they really should be “Boys Don’t Cried” in their small middle american town for being different…instead dude’s going to have an acting contract, agent and scripts sent to him within a week.

I need a viral stunt that will get me views and on the news but I think if I tried to do this, even with my highschool drama class skills I was forced to learn, I’d still never make it because I am not as weird as this asshole and because my ideas would never be this simple adding more reason to why I suck at life. It always surprises me that the people who you think suck at life harder than you because they are hemphrodites who like performing, always end up making it.

It’s just one of those things and it is worth a laugh because it is ridiculously bad, so here I am helping this cocksucker make it to where he wants to be, but luckily I only have 5 useless readers who won’t have any impact on the internet fame he’s about to receive…..

Here’s the freakshow making his parents who probably left him in a dumpster at their prom but he managed to survive proud while singing Britney’s Gimme More…

Here’s the Party Monster Talking About Pubic Hair

The Bell Video That Proves Dude’s Not Trying Way Too Fucking Hard…

Here he’s dancing to Fergie

I hate people like this because there’s nothing wrong with being a low key fag, you don’t have to be a theatrical annoying piece of shit everyone hates except your one fag hag who thinks you’re fabulous because she’s too fat to get real cock….

That’s more than enough on this cartoon character than I can handle….I had no choice but to post it but hope it ends very fucking soon.

BONUS – Youtube needs to ban this guy now….this shit is offensive…

This motherfucker was sent to me via richandbrainless but all his videos have tons of views so you’ve probably known about him for a while, remember you’re not gay if no one sees you jerking off to gay porn….or gay guys who are over the top and theatrical to justify why they love cock in their mouths…..CUDDLES….

Posted in:Britney Spears|stepFAME|Unsorted|viral

2007

26

Aug

I am – Some Dude Who is Tired of Girls Pissing Outside His Apartment of the Day

I don’t really know what the deal with this video is but from what I understand, some dude is tired of girls pissing outside his apartment window and he takes fucking action. I don’t know if I would mind girls pissing outside my apartment, I think I would be the kind of guy who runs the fuck down as fast as I could so that I get a glimpse of their pussy and if I was really fast on my feet I’d dive into the stream so that my golden shower fantasies with random girls I don’t know who are drunk come true….but I am a pretty slow mover and the last time a woman pissed on me when I was lying in bed with her. It was my wife and she was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom and although it felt warm and comforting for about a minute it ended up smelling like shit and giving me a major rash. I can only assume she had a UTI or her kidneys have given out on her.

Either way, this video is amazing. Watch it.

Posted in:Movie|Unsorted|Video|viral

2007

26

Aug

I am – Miss Teen USA Answers a Question

Since this is going around the internet like AIDS in the Gay Community and 15 people emailed it to me, when I only have 5 readers, I figured I would post it for some hot Sunday entertainment. It is Miss South Carolina answering some question in some insanely stupid way…because let’s face it looks are everything, not everyone is as smart as they should be and some people get by because they are pretty and clueless and in reality ignorance is bliss and she’s a hell of a lot happier than all of you fuckers and she’d never sleep with you, which is nothing new for you…..

Posted in:Unsorted|viral