I remember when there were all these rumors that Britney Spears had implants. I always wondered who the backwoods cross-eyed inbred plastic surgeon she went to for her implants was and why they hadn’t revoked his license cuz his craftmanship is the kind of work you’d expect to find on 20/20 or Dateline NBC when they are doing an investigative report on people who go to third world countries for sex changes on a budget and end up getting butchered….cuz last time I checked, Britney was a money making machine who could afford the best tits money can buy, not the gutter shit you find in your stripclub that look like volleyballs, or the implants she has that makes her tits look like they’ve been a mom of two cuz her nipples are just all over the motherfucker…and since she is a mom of two, I think it’s safe to say these aren’t a bad tit job, but just bad tits….but I guess they are worth posting for old times…I am nostalgic like that.

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