I like country music and I hate people who have been trained to say “anything but country” when asked what music they like, we get it, you want to be accepted by your peers you insecure fuck and repeating the same answer everyone you’ve ever met before you makes sense, you sheep motherfucker…..

Sure, new country is fucking horrible…jesus loving hicks singing bullshit…but the old shit is honest and touches me but not in the places I’ve always wanted Dolly Parton’s tits to touch, because she’s the kind of cunt who plays up her rack like fucking crazy, every chance she gets, but doesn’t fucking let them out….making us all fascinated and wanting more…trying to make sense of her small frame and huge chest…trying to figure out if the shit is real or fake like her face even though she’s fucking 65 years old…

She was just in Montreal and my biggest regret wasn’t getting a job at the hotel she stayed at a few weeks earlier so that I’d have the chance to sneak in and hide in the closet before she got back from the event she was hosting….I guess I’m not as much of a truthseeker as I’d like to be…

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