Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China….

And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile…

That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read…

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