I love the people at Complex. They have been good to me. They have featured me in their magazine. They give me scoops on the hot bitches they do photoshoots with.

I only have two issues with them, first they own Oliva Munn’s website and promote her and help her on her quest to one day be famous and I hate Oliva Munn, and second they won’t admit that the reason they put Lohan on the cover of their mag a day before she goes to jail was something coordinated by her PR person, the same motherfucker who coordinated the fake trial and the fake sentencing, who gave the media something “Lohan” to talk about everyday, cuz without this “going to jail” lie, the world would not be talking about Lohan and that works totally against her strategy of hitting rock bottom before taking on some role as a pornstar, in effort to get the academy award and the whole thing seems to be working….the only unfortunate thing in all this is that she won’t be spending any time in jail tomorrow…you’ll see…shit was all hype…all lies…all to get people talking…and I hope next time she wastes the county resources, it’s when the motherfuckers are trying to revive her after a drug overdose, even though she’s already long gone.

Here’s some Lohan hotness in complex…

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