I don’t know what is going on here – but I assume it’s some kind of photoshoot or video shoot….that I’d say Shakira was too old for…you know half naked ballet, that shit is for 8 year old rich kids and not South American trash that pollutes our music charts and music television and youtube with videos of her having sex with the air that millions of people masturbate too making her appear to be bigger than fucking god…but realize that half naked ballet is in fact not for 8 year olds and the only reason I thought that it was is because of this weird dude I met in the park who tried opening a ballet school and who shortly got arrested because he tried to make it half naked with 8 year olds…

So Shakira may be old, tired and boring as fuck to some, but she is one of these popstars bitches you want to fuck to most, and it doesn’t happen often that one of those is showing off her flexibility in a small and humble tits in a bikini top…so you don’t confuse them for mountains….

Pics via Bauer

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