If you’re like me – you probably wonder what Britney Spears’ ass smells like on a given day…and if you are like me…you have probably got in bed with many dirty yet affordable women that give you the memory of smells no one should ever smell so that you can reflect on it for the rest of your fucking life…almost like a catalog or menu of fine wines, or expensive perfumes, only the totally unhygienic, plumes of disgusting varieties of disease and feces in a I can’t believe I stuck my dick in that and didn’t die despite the close calls, version….and between you and me, I’d probably do it all again, cuz I just can’t help but shove my fucking face in vile to relive the glory days, seriously, sometimes I have to put myself on a leash at the dog park….

Short dresses are amazing….Seriously. Endless days of mine are spent at the bottom of staircases…making stairs the best invention since short dresses….woah…I just confused myself.

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