Ok, I probably should have said Ellen’s not so hot lesbian tits, because this is the kind of body that makes lesbianism a horrible fantasy, not that’s lesbianism should ever be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with the two girls, which automatically makes it not so lesbian, or if you are a rape or molestation victim scared of cock cuz of the pain it caused you, cuz Lebsianism is boring and no matter how hard I try, how does it end. There is no closure, there is no cumshot, and why if they are lesbian, do they use dick shaped things, doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it, and it all just doesn’t matter, cuz most lesbians look like dudes and aren’t playing the lesbian trophy wife cuz it is good for their career….and yes, I just did a post on Ellen, the woman I don’t know is a women…wearing her child molestor shoes and ruining Covergirl Make-Up’s brand as girls don’t want to look like Ellen and I realize how horrible an idea this was, but it’s too goddamn late now.

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