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Lohan’s publicist is probably one of the top in Hollywood, cuz this is Lohan and Lohan has a budget for the shit, despite what people say about her being broke, cuz royalties alone on the work she has done probably makes her a fucking killing and there is no need for her to ever work again. This is Lindsay Lohan, one of the biggest celebrities in the last decade, just not the busiest one when it comes to work…

So I know that everything she does is staged, set up, planned, coordinated, she’s a brand who probably doesn’t even own the rights to her own name anymore….

That’s why this whole Jail thing happened. Did anyone bother looking into whether the court was actually a court and not just a rented courtroom set up to look like an actual courtroom with actors and media outlets paid off to make the lie a reality….seems a lot more likely than going to jail and forced 3 month rehab treatment for a fucking DUI.

It’s all strategy to get her an Academy Award, and here is a recent part of that strategy with some Maxim pictures of her big fat lesbian that aren’t really lesbian titties that were taken right before all this went down, cuz when you are on your way to prison, you gotta make sure you do spreads in dying men’s magazines so that when you’re away, people will have somethingto talk about.

All this to say, she’s got amazing tits….

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