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2010

31

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Lesbian Style of the Day

Lesbians have a way of turning me off. Even bullshit lesbians who are just lesbians cuz they ran thru their dick supply at a young age and had limited options of where to take their pussy.

The deal lesbians is that they are either rape victims, child molested victims, or fat chicks who can’t get dick, so in turn go to women, cuz women are less judgemental, making them real fucking bitter…and willing to rip off and stomp on any cock they come across, no matter how big or how small it is, they equally discriminate. These are the lesbians behind the feminist movements, the knitting parties in the park, and pretty much embody everything unsexy about lesbianism

Then there are the hot lesbians, who have given up on cock cuz they are either too objectified by cock, they find cock too easy, or in Lohan’s case, they’ve had too much fucking cock and it hasn’t worked out for them….These are the lesbians who are only lesbians because they like masturbating cuz they find themselves really hot, they like getting their pussies eaten cuz it requires little work for their lazy asses, and they like sucking on tit, cuz it reminds them of sucking on their own tit….These lesbians although not real lesbians, but lebsians by choice are not hot cuz lesbian sex is anti-climatic, and because they are generally self-involved cunts….

So seeing Lohan, doing some lesbian bullshit, in no make-up but some trendy lesbian clothes, like the modern take on Lumberjack/construction worker fat lesbians have been rockin’ forever, and sexing it up just doesn’t do it for me, cuz I can smell the pussy juices on her face and hands from here, their whole lesbian cause irritates the fuck out of me…

Girls should only smell like pussy juice from group sex experience, or from their own pussy juices either during masturbation or sex….but not from relationships with other girls who look like Sam “Dog Killer” Ronson….

Lohan needs to go back to flashing cunt and fucking the cast of That 70s Show….

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