She was born Heidi Whitworth, but changed her name cuz I guess “Mount” is more marketable because it speaks to our subconscious and reminds us of the time we watched dogs in the part mount each other and got hard…I mean…cuz Whitworth sounds like some hillbilly shit from a children’s storybook….

She is 23, has a kid (disgusting), is an established model I’ve never heard of, and was found at the tender age of 12….even though you’d think model scouts would get charged for sex offense when explaining to the 12 year old how much they like “their look”…I get awkward when 12 year olds ask me to pet my dog, thinking it’s a sting and I’m gonna get arrested as I pull out my penis….who I coincidentally refer to as Dog…

All this to say, Fashion is awesome cuz Fashion shows tit even if it is little tit and gets away with it…something we all should learn so that we don’t end up bankrupt living off a fat wife’s disability check cuz it’s the only option…

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