I like Ashley Tisdale’s new strategy to try to look less offensively ugly…and that’s by putting on some big glasses and looking towards the ground so we can’t see her asymmetric face…her shitty nose job…or be reminded that even with fame, money, time, an intense workout routine and a team of people buying her awards from MTV saying she’s “Hottest Female Star” to help brainwash the public….you can’t turn an ugly bitch hot…

Now I know, her fans are going to email me bitching at me about how I’d fuck her if I had a chance….so before you do, realize I would fuck a bag of broken glass to feel the sting…I’m pretty much willing to stick my unprotected dick into anything, but I’m not blind or disillusioned, and I know what I am doing is wrong, disgusting, or ugly…So accept the truth…even Ashley Tisdale had…

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