I should have known better when I posted my rant yesterday about how Taylor Swift and Bubble Boy are fucking. I didn’t bother doing my research, because I never do and that would be against my policy of being the laziest fucker I know even though I know some lazy fuckers…She just dropped an album, she’s on a publicity tour, it’s all marketing….Bubble boy is still a closet case who doesn’t like girls….

Speaking of bubble boy, I don’t find Taylor Swift hot…I never did… I always found her weird lookin. Like the asthmatic legally blind 8 year old crackbaby who is allergic to everything who lives next door and who ends up in an ambulance on a regular basis cuz his stamina just can’t keep up with his will to be normal…

After looking at these pics and visualizing her rockin a cock and not a mic, cumming or making sex faces and not just feelin’ her own music a little too much, I really don’t think she’s jerk off material…she is just awkward movin’ at best…The kind of girl you close your eyes when you fuck cuz she’s just movin’ weird and distracting you with weirdness…But I’m not judging if you do, I really don’t care what pathetic shit you do to yourself…

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