I know…Halloween was almost two weeks ago. There’s no reason to be posting pictures of a fucking monster, we’ve all had our share of vampires, ghosts, zombies, Edward Scissor Hands or whatever horror movies character Cher’s gothic lookin’ mutant face is channeling….

I just can’t help but post these pictures of Cher dressing her face’s age, I mean assuming she got her facelift 16 years ago, cuz that’s the general age group of people I see wearing leggings like this…they’re never on 65 year olds…and the whole thing confuses me, but not as much as how much it confused Cher’s daughter who grew a dick to live life as a man, probably because Cher fucked up raising her…but most likely cuz Cher had a drug fueled womb all these years ago….

Either way, it looks like Cher’s still got her vagina in these tight pants, unlike her daughter turned son, but I’d sure as hell be scared to see what happens when you tear the perforated edge of these pants to get at what’s underneath holding everything in place…but I unfortunately know that despite the fear, disgust, horror of it all, I’d probably try to lunch off whatever loose meaty remnants were there…cuz sometimes your perversion is far greater than your self-control…not to mention, it’d be a pretty funny story to put in my Memoir “Jesus Martinez: From Tears to Laughter”, that I’ve been writing the last 8 years and I’m still on the first page of…not that you care….

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