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2010

09

Dec

Perla Ferrar’s Old Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Perla Ferrar is Slash’s wife and baby momma who he tried to divorce but who sucked him back in, probably literally, or maybe just be threatening him with all the money she was going to take from him, making him realize that marrying a crackwhore stripper in 2001, when your career was pretty much no where and when no one who actually worked or had money wanted to give you the time of day, was probably a bad idea. Now she’s addicted to the lifestyle, that’s why I always say a whore is a whore and a stripper is a stripper, the second you take them out of that element, you are fucking with nature, and creating a fucking monster.

I’m just posting this cuz I think ladies too old for tight pants in tight pants is funny, mainly cuz it looks like their asses are melting and despite that not sounding all that hot…it is…mainly cuz of the ease and willingness of anal sex cuz they know they don’t have what they once had and it makes them tap into their sexual tool kit that they’ve collected over the years and work a lot harder…at least that’s what I’ve heard….

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