I wonder if Lady Gaga really believes her lie that she’s some kind of performing artist opening herself up to her receptive audience who understand and are drawn to her creative vision, of if she knows that she’s just an obvious joke. I mean the product of serious marketing that is about as authentic as her hair color.

You see, I did the “slutty nun” basic level of religious controversy over a decade ago in an art project at a local church art program I was forced to take and even then I knew I was just doing it to piss off the people behind the art program.

I also did a dead baby in a box cuz my teacher was pregnant and annoyed me. Because I understand how easy it is to use shitty art to upset uptight people and get a laugh out of it while pretending it is a vision.

I have a feeling that Gaga does too, you know because everything she does is upsetting, mainly because of that fucking face of hers and the fame it got that it shouldn’t have got because it’s not hot….and not because of her ironic almost nude annoying artist who isn’t an artist hustle…she’s just a bullshit pawn in the grand scheme of thing and she fucking sucks….and so does her sloppy disgusting body and her squashed down runover by a bush that unfortunately didn’t kill her tits. Here are the pics. They may or may not be a Christmas miracle, but I know her death or disappearance would be, but maybe I’m just a hater…

I should be drinking eggnog by the fire and not writing this nonsense…I hate you internet for trapping me.

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