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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank.

I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before….

So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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  • Beejay

    I’d still tongue-jack her shitbox.

  • cowbulls

    There were a lot of happy endings in that body. And I would like to add several more.