Valentines Day is pretty hilarious. I am not going to go into why I think it is hilarious cuz I am sure all you idiots know why it is hilarious and if you don’t it’s cuz it is the one day that robs us of our balls, or makes us feel shitty that we have no one to rob us of our balls. It is some mainstream shit our girls always expect us to do something on, cuz all girls are mainstream and buy into that shit, and cause us grief the entire length of our time together, cuz bitches never forget…we pretend we do it to get laid…but we just do it to prevent headaches..

The good news is when you hate your wife, none of that matters, but it is funny to watch others scramble.

Victoria’s Secret hustle Valentines Day and XMAS hard. It’s their big money makers cuz people aren’t creative, so it is only natural they’d release a video…

The hightlight of the video is when Mom Adriana Lima showin us that she’s pretty much given up, as you’d imagine with the whole pregnancy, by stuffing her face with chocolate….if she was young and eager like she was when we got hooked, none of this would happen…

Other than that, it’s a good view on who these models are and how irritating they are when they aren’t half naked pics.

Here are some Candice Swanepoel Ass for Valentines – Cuz pictures make videos easier to jerk off to in times like these…when the video isn’ quite where it needs to be but Swanepoel’s ass is…

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