There’s nothing good about this scene.

Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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