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Mom Jeans can be hot…on the right mom…or young girl dressed in them…you see they ride an ass proper…they hug a pussy proper…but the second they are on a bitch 5 pounds overweight or more…shit reminds me of the pregnancy gunt that never went away…and that my wife refers to as her panty pillow…something that makes me want to vomit every single time…especially when the panties come off and I am forced to deal with the awkward way it hangs over her actual vagina…like some kind of science experiment gone wrong…only instead of it being a science experiment..it’s my fucking life…if you know what I mean…

If you don’t, I’m trying to say like leggings, these shit are hit and miss and really depend on the vagina they are hugging…and in this case…they are done right..thanks Candice Swanepoel for the fashion lesson that is your hot little ass….unfortunately her last name reminds me of a shit covered pig in the backyard…but that’s can’t ruin a hot little ass…

Bonus – Victoria’s Secret just releases their extended Spring 2011 commercial…and despite being annoyed by them all being the same…and no wheels being re-invented…because I guess they don’t have to be….I’ll post it anyway…

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