Ashley Tisdale is pretty substantial when her head is cut off…if only she only found a way to permanently live a headless life…you know maybe walk around with a green screen or a mask so that no one would be forced to look at her shitty face and do an ugly watch…but instead would be able to focus on all things good about her…like her tight fucking body thanks to working out as she is a much smarter ugly person than me, who knows working out and having a tight body is a great cure for a disasterous face….I mean that and the nose job she got a while ago…but that didn’t do all that much for her….but you get what I’m saying and that’s that I respect her effort to one day be a pretty girl she always wanted to be…and that day will come when all the pretty girl get old and fat and she’s still tight bodied cuz a tight body at 60 is so rare that no matter what the bitch looks like, she’s hot….cuz faces on a bitch matter less and less the older they get….but bodies are what you fuck…True story.

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