Pippa Middelton’s dressed like a hipster lumberjack…all she’s missing is unshowered hair and a mustache. I wonder if she’s rocking the hipster bush….and whether she drinks PBR while listening to indy music or electro….I guess only time will tell, cuz this elegant, high society, second rate sister of a princess who isn’t a princess despite how hard her dad tries to make her feel like one so that she doesn’t snap…but will snap…cuz girls are catty and ruining each other while claiming their own identity is what girls do…..but for now…all we’ve got in her ass in jeans…to tide us over until the actually smut gets released…Exciting. Gives us something to look forward to.

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