OMG – I just got a glimpse of the worlds sexiest woman of 2011…

I like to call these pictures proof that Rihanna isn’t the sexiest woman of anything, except maybe the Karaoke party she is rumored to have been hooking at back in Barbados at 14 when she was first found before extorting her way into success….

I don’t know if Esquire has invested money in her album or tour, if they are getting paid, if it is part of a bigger scale ad deal, but there’s definitely some upside we’re not seeing…because there’s no way she’s deserving of that title…but some of us are believing it, cuz we don’t have time in our busy lives to pay attention to who is hot out there in the media…cuz we’re just trying to raise our kids, keep our wives happy, plan a vacation, and pay our mortgages……..speak for yourself loser…this shit is my life and that’s more depressing that your life I just laid out for you…proving life is hell but at least we’re living it.

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake Title pics….

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