Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all…

Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob…

These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it….

I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.

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