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2011

01

Nov

Fergie’s Neck is Scarier than Any Costume of the Day

Here are some picture of Fergie dressed up as what I assume is a Toddler in a Tiara, because that’s TLC’s kiddie porn show all the perverts are masturbating to, increasing their ratings, making them think it’s something that actually interests us, while motivating other moms to abuse their kids into the shit, in efforts of making in on the show, while paving the way for future strippers and pornstars…..

Well, as lovely as Fergie is as a person who once held my hand a few years ago, I think the real costume is whatever’s going on with her neck…it’s turned old lady, and maybe it’s the meth, or maybe it is the natural aging process, but whatever it is….shit’s scary….Could a teen icon from the 90s actually be middle aged….how will I be able to take her dance routine seriously when performing with the Black Eyed Peas….oh right…I never did…

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