Doutzen Kroes has a ridiculously fit body, especially for someone who recently pumped out an interracial baby. It kinda puts things into perspective of just how lazy moms who don’t get paid millions of dollars to be in bikinis and lingerie for big corporations are….you know the kind of bitch who didn’t have a body this good before he got knocked up….only to use being knocked up as an excuse as to why she should no longer work out or say no to the fucking, cake, pasta, donuts, french fries….she’s a mom after all at that’s the hardest job….yeah fucking right…It is a conspiracy of bitches being lazy, tricking men everywhere and forcing them to fuck slop…while fantasizing about fucking hotness….even fucking their woman before she let herself go…

But in defense of the lazy moms everywhere, there is no telling what kind of mangled destroyed mess Doutzen Kroes is packing in those bikini bottoms, but for some reason, I don’t think it matters……this body allows you to ignore ravaged, accidented cunt.

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