Rihanna has won me over. For a while, I was wondering why bitch was setting up these photoshoots for her fans, for no fucking reason, because she already made it and was living the good life…but I finally get it…she’s some gutter bitch from the islands and this is how she flaunts without flaunting…it is how she tells everyone “loook what I’m doing, wish you were here, but I don’t…” making you wish you were there…I mean if I was a celebrity, I’d be hiding in some remote country they can’t afford cameras for my beach parties filled with young prostitutes, but I guess that’s cuz I’m a reclusive and not a celebrity….but then again there are probably a lot of other reasons for that…but who cares about that, the real issue at hand is why am I not invited to these Rihanna parties, I guess I’ll just have to follow her on instagram….you see that’s what she wants us all thinking…her brain washing runs deeep.

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