Doutzen Kroes is the biggest DJ Whore of them all…partially because she’s a massive human being a model and all, you know cuz Models are always pushing 6 feet and broad…but mainly cuz she married some black DJ and had his baby, that she luckily bounced back from, with a rockin, ripped body, that usually doesnt happen to normal woman cuz they throw their sex appeal away, while she knows she has to maintain the shit, otherwise homie will just knock up other models while she’s at home eating ice cream…..but more importantly…that Victoria’s Secret will fire her cuz they don’t like fat chicks…which is a good thing for me…but in this Politically Correct, Bully Free World….that shit is unacceptable and I should recruit a fat chick coalition publicity stunt….lingerie is for fat people too….brought to you by DrunkenStepfather….the site who hates fat people but loves going up against big business….for press….kinda thing…

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