I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan…

She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway…

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