Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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