Practically 40 year old….practically married to Dawson Creek….totally German…..Diane Kruger…is doing the fucking rounds…last week I POSTED HER PANTSLESS FOR A FASHION MAGAZINE ….and now she’s doin’ this…almost dominatrix….almost biker…with a Glamour Tattoo on her tit like she’s some kind of cheap whore at at Zumba class….all showing off ehr middle aged body…and reminding us all of all the fun Germany has to offer…like hard pragmatic women…who will fist you if asked…I mean…when they aren’t shitting on your face….

I wonder if German scat references when talking about German models, turned actors, turned old….will ever get boring…probably not as long as she’s dating bitchy teen heart throbs from the late 90s.

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