The highlight of my relationship with Lady Gaga happened a minute or two before she became famous…when I grabbed her ass an event…and she was pantsless in fishnets….because it wasn’t as bad as you’d think…if anything she was round, fit and at least not Katy Perry….

But even with not minding that romantic encounter….I still don’t understand why guys I know think she’s hot…cuz she’s definitely not…and the only thing redeeming about her…is that in her quest to pretend to be an artist….and compared to Katy Perry…she is one….she’s shown her nipple a lot…but not today….today she’s tanning topless…hiding behind coconuts…strategic…if her goal is to not have tan lines or more importantly…people jerking off to her tits…cuz personally….I like my toplessness with nipples.

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