Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be.

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