Sure these Rihanna shorts are not tight or jacked up her ass like I’d want them to be….and more importantly like Rihanna would want them to be….because if she had it her child prostitute turned celebrity way…she probably wouldn’t be wearing pants at all…you know sitting on all her money….that she knows she doesn’t deserve….and that more importantly Jesus, something she pretends to believe in knows she doesn’t deserve…makes her feel like giving back the only way she knows how…with her body…

And sure….Rihanna’s legs are not tall, long, lean and really anything I’d pay money to watch twerk….

But there’s just something about her that makes me want to explore her sexually….and I don’t think it has to do with her being a broken abused woman….but it probably does.

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