Sofia Vergara posted this picture of her on set Roller Skating in a compromising position…..wearing tight enough pants for all her fans that like middle aged Latinas so long as they have massive tits and access to a serious cocaine supply…cuz cocaine is awesome…and so are massive tits…especially on broken women, who despite having already made it, all rich and famous, probably have a lot of battle wounds along the way….cuz going from single mother, immigrant who couldn’t speak english to Emmy Award winning actor….instead of stripper married to a drug dealer…makes me think she gives awesome blow jobs….and even though I’ll never find out, I don’t mind staring at her doin her thing…cuz guess what…I have nothing else to do….

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