Sara Sampaio is straight from the slums of Portugal…where her fisherman family…fish….and where her 21 year old ass was exported to America to live the American dream….like so many Portugese fisherman before her….but instead of opening a chicken place…like those portuguese before her….you know celebrating being the armpit of Europe through roasted meat….she has got half naked for major brands….like Victoria’s Secret….because unlike all those other Portuguese people before her…she doesn’t have a fully grown out mustache….and I am happy about that…cuz staring at her half naked…is better than not staring at her half naked….insightful…I know.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio